Scene: At lunch, the three kids and I are eating together at home while Daddy's at work.
Andrew (to me): "I'm going to eat you up! And me and Daddy are going to buy a new mommy!"
Me: "How are you going to buy a new mommy?"
Andrew: "Because I'm gonna pay for a new mommy."
Laughter from the peanut gallery.
Me: "Where's your money to pay for a new mommy?"
Andrew: "I need a new wallet! I want you to buy a new wallet for me."
More laughter from the peanut gallery.
Me: "How many dollars are you going to spend on a new mommy?"
Andrew: "Hmm... three!"
More laughter, end scene.
Back To School Night - Germantown Hills, IL (2016)
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