"I'm Going to Eat You Up!"

Scene: At lunch, the three kids and I are eating together at home while Daddy's at work.

Andrew (to me): "I'm going to eat you up! And me and Daddy are going to buy a new mommy!"

Me: "How are you going to buy a new mommy?"

Andrew: "Because I'm gonna pay for a new mommy."

Laughter from the peanut gallery.

Me: "Where's your money to pay for a new mommy?"

Andrew: "I need a new wallet!  I want you to buy a new wallet for me."

More laughter from the peanut gallery.

Me: "How many dollars are you going to spend on a new mommy?"

Andrew: "Hmm... three!"

More laughter, end scene.